If I had that bad boy taken from me I would do just as matthias stated. 
However, I do like the idea of various, "more important" Red Guard members 
giving different reactions to Tux wielding it. The Arena master when opening 
the Master arena; Spencer; the armory guy; the ranged weapons guy; and the Hell 
Fortress guards when they begin to poke fun at you. (I don't think Bender 
should be included in this.)

Is there a reasonable way to check "if(superexterminator == current_weapon)
{$dothis}"? I recall seeing, "if in inventory" but what of "if current?" If so, 
I may be able to implement this.